Stupid Questions

Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations:
1) In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on you feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans: Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:-/
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2) At funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask: Why?! Why him of all people?
Ans: why? Would it rather have been you?;-)
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3) When you get woke up at midnight by a phone cal: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.;->
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4) When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Have you had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn and I am shedding. (text msg from my friend Farhan Yasir Chand, Layyah, Pakistan)