Money

I said to money:
u r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled and said: "Ofcourse i m a piece of paper, but i have not seen a dustbin yet in my life."
(msg from Rana Faisal Masood Advocate, Layyah, Pakistan)

Thak Gaye Hum

('.') Uff Thak
<)'(> Gaye Hum
_/'/_ Sms Kr Kr K

Chlo Ab Beth Kr Aap K sMs Ka Intzaar Krte Hain

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Ab To sMs Kro!
(msg from Faisal Butt, Qasoor, Pakistan)

DNA Test

Dad: whats ur result?
Son: i've failed again in 5 subjects.
Dad: from no onwars dont call me "dad"
son: oh, come on dad! Its just a school test Not a DNA test:)
(msg from Nafees Haider, Layyah, Pakistan)

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations:
1) In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on you feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans: Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:-/
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2) At funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask: Why?! Why him of all people?
Ans: why? Would it rather have been you?;-)
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3) When you get woke up at midnight by a phone cal: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.;->
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4) When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Have you had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn and I am shedding. (text msg from my friend Farhan Yasir Chand, Layyah, Pakistan)

This Is Me!

A Boy after having gr8 time wid his Grlfrnd
saw a boy's foto in her bag & asked, "ur old boyfrnd?"
Girl Kissed him & said, "No this is Me b4 surgEry......! :-)
(a text msg from my friend Moin, Karachi, Pakistan)