A man called home to his wife & said, "Honey, I've been asked to go to fishing in Canada with my boss & friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could u please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things. Oh!! Plz pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good. The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes!! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill & a few Swordfish!! But why didn't u pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked u to?" (U'll love the answer.....!!!!)
The wife replied, I did .. They're in ur fishing box. (it is sent by Farhan Yasir Chand, Layyah, Pakistan)
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Never Lie To a Smart Woman
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Friday, June 11, 2010
Moon in Its First Quarter
"Outside the barred window, the sky was thick with stars, and the moon, in its first quarter, was rising behind the mountains. Poets loved the full moon, they wrote thousands of poems about it, but it was the new moon that Veronika loved best because there was still room for it to grow, to expand, to fill the whole of its surface with light before its inevitable decline."
[VERONICKA DECIDES TO DIE; by Paulo Coelho]
(From Ahmed Hammad, Lahore)
[VERONICKA DECIDES TO DIE; by Paulo Coelho]
(From Ahmed Hammad, Lahore)
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Psycology Test
Psyclogical test:
complete this word
Ki_ _
I'll explore ur mind in just 2 sec .... and tell u about u.
**ANSWERS**
Kick: Careless.
Kill: Aggressive.
Kilo: Intelligent.
Kind: Polite.
King: Confident.
Kiss: Flirt
Kids: Posessive.
Kite: Brave
Kiwi: helpful.
It's true u r!!
(From Tamsal, Multan)
complete this word
Ki_ _
I'll explore ur mind in just 2 sec .... and tell u about u.
**ANSWERS**
Kick: Careless.
Kill: Aggressive.
Kilo: Intelligent.
Kind: Polite.
King: Confident.
Kiss: Flirt
Kids: Posessive.
Kite: Brave
Kiwi: helpful.
It's true u r!!
(From Tamsal, Multan)
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Tujhe Ab Kis Liye Shikwa Hai
Tujhe ab kis liye shikwa hai, bachchay ghar nahin rehtay? .......... Jo pattay zard ho jaaein wo shaakhon par nahin rehtay *** Tu kiun be-dakhl karta hai makeenon ko makaanon se .......... Wo dehshat-gard ban jaatay hain jin kay ghar nahin rehtay *** jhuka de ga teri gardan ko ye khairaat ka pathar .......... Jahan mein maangnay waalon kay oonchay sar nahin rehtay *** yaqinan ye ri'aaya badshah ko qatl kr de gi .......... musalsal jabr se Mohsin dilon mein dar nahin rehtay
(From Akram Jaleel, Khanewal)
(From Akram Jaleel, Khanewal)
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Dil To Kya Cheez Hai
Dil to kya cheez hai hum rooh mein utray hotay .......... Tu ne chaha hi nahin chahnay waalon ki tarha
(From Bilal, Layyah)
(From Bilal, Layyah)
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Chamaktay Chehray, Mailay Dil
In chamaktay huway chehron pe na jaye koi ....... Dil kabhi ghaur se dekho ge to maila ho ga
(From Bilal, Layyah)
(From Bilal, Layyah)
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Madness
"Madness is the INABILITY to communicate your ideas. It's as if you were in a foreign country, able to see and understand everything that's going on around you, but incapable of explaining what you need to know of being helped, because you don't understand the language they speak there. 'we've all felt that.'
'And all of us, one way or another, are mad.'
[VERONICA DECIDES TO DIE; by Paulo Coelho]
(From: Ahmem Hammad, Lahore)
'And all of us, one way or another, are mad.'
[VERONICA DECIDES TO DIE; by Paulo Coelho]
(From: Ahmem Hammad, Lahore)
Monday, June 7, 2010
Saif-ul-Malook
Jo shaa'er bay peerra howay, sukhan ohday v rukhkhay ...... bay peerray theeñ she'r na honda, Agg bin dhoon na dukhhay
Sukhan bhalaa, jo dardoñ bharya, bin dardoñ kujh naaheeñ ..... narraañ kamaadañ farq rho da, kya kaanain, kya kaaheeñ!
Dardmandaañ day sukhan Muhammad, dainn gawaahi haaloñ ...... Jis pallay phul badhdhay howan, aaway bo rumaaloñ.
[Saif ul Malook; Mian Muhammad Baksh]
(The Sufi Poetry sent by Ahmad Hammad, Lahore)
Sukhan bhalaa, jo dardoñ bharya, bin dardoñ kujh naaheeñ ..... narraañ kamaadañ farq rho da, kya kaanain, kya kaaheeñ!
Dardmandaañ day sukhan Muhammad, dainn gawaahi haaloñ ...... Jis pallay phul badhdhay howan, aaway bo rumaaloñ.
[Saif ul Malook; Mian Muhammad Baksh]
(The Sufi Poetry sent by Ahmad Hammad, Lahore)
when People Walk Away From You
When people walk away from you, stop them once. If still they don't stay, let them go! Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you and it also doesn't mean that they are bad people! It's just that their part in your story is over. But people who stay with you and would always stand by your side, they love you
and care for you. They play may be a small
but an important part in your life.
(This text msg is sent by Zeshan Haider Nafees Shah, Layyah, Ph. No.: 03346941976)
and care for you. They play may be a small
but an important part in your life.
(This text msg is sent by Zeshan Haider Nafees Shah, Layyah, Ph. No.: 03346941976)
Saturday, June 5, 2010
The Best for Us
Some flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade; ALLAH always knows what's best for us,
so He puts us where we grow the best!
so He puts us where we grow the best!
LIFE
Lot of things go unquestioned and
a lot of questions go unanswered; a few words go unsaid and a few go unheard; some dreams are born dead and some are burried alive ..... that's life.
a lot of questions go unanswered; a few words go unsaid and a few go unheard; some dreams are born dead and some are burried alive ..... that's life.
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