Money

I said to money:
u r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled and said: "Ofcourse i m a piece of paper, but i have not seen a dustbin yet in my life."
(msg from Rana Faisal Masood Advocate, Layyah, Pakistan)

Thak Gaye Hum

('.') Uff Thak
<)'(> Gaye Hum
_/'/_ Sms Kr Kr K

Chlo Ab Beth Kr Aap K sMs Ka Intzaar Krte Hain

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Ab To sMs Kro!
(msg from Faisal Butt, Qasoor, Pakistan)

DNA Test

Dad: whats ur result?
Son: i've failed again in 5 subjects.
Dad: from no onwars dont call me "dad"
son: oh, come on dad! Its just a school test Not a DNA test:)
(msg from Nafees Haider, Layyah, Pakistan)

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations:
1) In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on you feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans: Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:-/
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2) At funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask: Why?! Why him of all people?
Ans: why? Would it rather have been you?;-)
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3) When you get woke up at midnight by a phone cal: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.;->
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4) When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Have you had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn and I am shedding. (text msg from my friend Farhan Yasir Chand, Layyah, Pakistan)

This Is Me!

A Boy after having gr8 time wid his Grlfrnd
saw a boy's foto in her bag & asked, "ur old boyfrnd?"
Girl Kissed him & said, "No this is Me b4 surgEry......! :-)
(a text msg from my friend Moin, Karachi, Pakistan)

Never Lie To a Smart Woman

A man called home to his wife & said, "Honey, I've been asked to go to fishing in Canada with my boss & friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could u please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things. Oh!! Plz pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good. The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes!! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill & a few Swordfish!! But why didn't u pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked u to?" (U'll love the answer.....!!!!)
The wife replied, I did .. They're in ur fishing box. (it is sent by Farhan Yasir Chand, Layyah, Pakistan)

Moon in Its First Quarter

"Outside the barred window, the sky was thick with stars, and the moon, in its first quarter, was rising behind the mountains. Poets loved the full moon, they wrote thousands of poems about it, but it was the new moon that Veronika loved best because there was still room for it to grow, to expand, to fill the whole of its surface with light before its inevitable decline."
[VERONICKA DECIDES TO DIE; by Paulo Coelho]
(From Ahmed Hammad, Lahore)